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Joke of the Day

"What is the only planet you can visit on Earth? Ur anus"

"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"

"Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t."

"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"

"Why did Jesus get all the ladies? Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)"

"My friend asked me if I had a blast on my birthday. I told him I had such a blast, ISIS would have been proud!"

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."

"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."