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Joke of the Day

"Flabbergasted I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until she told me to wear a rubber coz she did not want to get HIV AGAIN!"

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."

"What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow? Beef Stroganoff!"

"The phrase ""watching paint dry"" should be replaced with ""listening to people talk about brewing their own beer."""

"What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth."

"I justified buying a PS3 because I knew I could always use it to just watch movies, and now that's the only reason I still have it. A 250GB hard drive holds a shitload of internet porn"

"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."

"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"

"Am I financially wealthy? No. But am I rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences? Still no."

"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."