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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers."

"I blame my parents subscription to National Geographic when I was a kid for my preference for black women."

"I know it's gross, but the only time it's acceptable to shout 'I have diarrhoea' is when playing scrabble. Because it's worth a shit load of points. - Zach Galifianakis."

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."

"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"

"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."

"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"

"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."

"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."

"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."