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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."
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"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps."
"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""
"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"
"If all else fails, pretend you don't speak English."
"My wife has everything I could ever want in a woman: Low standards."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."
"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."
"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"