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Joke of the Day

"What do a good bar and a woman have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."

"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."

"The Greatest Pun Ever. I actually don't know what it is, but I often punder about it."

"Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum"

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"

"Saw my neighbor jogging at 1 am. ""It's a little late for you isn't it?"" I said. ""I couldn't sleep,"" he replied. ""That's not what I meant you fat fuck."""

"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"

"I can be up bright or early. Pick one."