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Joke of the Day
"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"
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"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."
"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"
"I have a useless talent."
"Where did Suze go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes? Because they can't see."
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"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"