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Joke of the Day
"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."
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"A Roman walks into a bar... He says ""I'd like a martinus,"" the bartender replies ""don't you mean a martini?"", the Roman replies ""if I wanted a double I'd have asked for one.'"
"Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control."
"never trust a person who says they don't like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them"
"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"
"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"
"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."
"please stop yelling. I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy."
"What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'"
"What do Catholics priests and Justin Beiber have in common? They're both fucking immature arseholes."