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Joke of the Day

"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"

"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."

"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."

"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."

"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."

"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."

"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57)."

"Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco."