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Joke of the Day

"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"

"J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien."

"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""

"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."

"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."

"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"

"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"

"I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat."

"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"

"Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?"