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Joke of the Day

"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a puppy."

"How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom? They think outside the box."

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."

"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"

"THE TOP TEN WORDS OF 2012!! 1. End 2. Of 3. Year 4. Top 5. Ten 6. Lists 7. Are 8. Exercises 9. In 10. Stupidity"

"A drunk man walks into a bar ... ""Jesus, Craig, you suck at playing limbo!"" said the man's friend."

"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"I miss the old days. When a duck face meant that you had a stroke."