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Joke of the Day

"Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax."

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'."

"Do you, Charles Manson, take this woman who is clearly more insane than you to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures."

"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."

"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"

"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"

"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"