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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"
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"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"
"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."
"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."
"A guy says to the other... ""Marriage has taken all the joy out of sex."" ""How so?"" ""You know, there is always the terrifying chance of my wife coming home."""
"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water? Because they hate waterboarding."
"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."
"Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)"
"I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy"