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Joke of the Day

"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"

"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."

"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"

"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."

"A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch."""

"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""

"I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City. As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, ""Ah, speak of the devil""."

"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."

"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"

"What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son."