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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."
Next Joke
"I went to an 'Army Style training day'... I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate."
"What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? You can feed one to your dog"
"I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff."
"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."
"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."
"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""
"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."
"How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?"