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Joke of the Day
"Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents."
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"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."
"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"
"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."
"President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time."
"Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs."
"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"
"How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!"
"Pretty sure that ""Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"" is the kid's version of ""Saw""."
"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"