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Joke of the Day
"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" Till your mother had a go."
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"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."
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"Hope you enjoy my new song, ""Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."""