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Joke of the Day
"What does a dominatrix say when she's late? ""Sorry I tied you up"""
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"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"
"Four years ago I asked a girl out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"
"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."
"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"
"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."
"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."