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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."
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"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""
"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"
"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy"
"Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails."
"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""