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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"

"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."

"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."

"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "

"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"

"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""

"Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side but we don't sell them!"

"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."

"It's no wonder Q: Why did Stevie Wonder step in the turd? A: Because he can't see shit."

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."