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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"
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"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church? A visitor."
"Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me."
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"
"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten."
"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."
"Found a note on my door today that said ""You're Awesome!"" (: I'm the one that wrote it. But still... feels fucking good!"
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"