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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."

"How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in."

"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"

"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."

"I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"

"How much does a truck made of light weigh? Photons"

"What do women and fuses have in common? They blow when they get turned on."

"I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal And everyone thought it was me."

"The power went out. At the gigafactory."