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Joke of the Day
"How much does a truck made of light weigh? Photons"
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"What's the difference between roast beef and pea green soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."
"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."
"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."
"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"
"opening a deli called ""Work"" a steakhouse caled ""The Gym"" adn a fried chicken place caled ""A Funeral"" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses"