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Joke of the Day
"I'm bringing sexy backward."
Next Joke
"That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned"
"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"
"My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism."
"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."
"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."
"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"
"My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in. She is smoking hot."
"How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me."