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Joke of the Day
"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"
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"What's Obama's favorite word? uh..."
"One day a man was making a password... He tried the password ""my penis"". The laptop said, ""Error, not long enough."""
"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."
"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!"
"Boy 1: ""How did you get that bruise on your arm?"" Boy 2: ""I ate some Easter candy."" Boy 1: ""Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."" Boy 2: ""It will if it's your big brother's candy!"""
"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"
"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."