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Joke of the Day

"Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us."

"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."

"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"

"What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her? Her Miscarriage."

"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"

"Where is Macau? In m'field"

"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"

"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."