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Joke of the Day

"My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in. She is smoking hot."

"Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist? They didn't get hit by Terrorists."

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."

"A fighter plane mechanic goes to the doctor for his impotence. The doctor examines him and then writes a brief diagnosis. ""Could not reproduce"""

"What do you get if you drink too much Gin? A double Gin"

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"

"After their meal of rawmen and a cup of joe, what do cannibals use to freshen their breath? MenToes"