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Joke of the Day

"My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism."

"I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... I do not want to get circumsized"

"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."

"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"

"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"

"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"

"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."

"Amy's Baking Company"