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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."
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"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."
"Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery"
"*walks into son's room to find a recording of him snoring* Dear God *dials 911* Help, a wizard turned my son into a 90's cassette player"
"Why has the pope never won a gold medal? Because he always came in a little behind."
"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"hey girl, are you into adopting animals? Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away"
"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""
"Why did the left shoe marry the right? Because they were ""sole""-mates :)"
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."