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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."

"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"

"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""

"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"

"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"

"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."

"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."

"ME: You bring that cash you owe me? ELEPHANT: Oh, sorry man, I forgot. ME: No you didn't."

"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"

"Have you heard about the new movie, ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet."