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Joke of the Day
"ME: You bring that cash you owe me? ELEPHANT: Oh, sorry man, I forgot. ME: No you didn't."
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"What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!"
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""
"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."
"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, ""You're lookin' BIG, man!"""
"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."
"I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me. She said ""I'll take a Pikachu."""
"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."