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Joke of the Day

"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"

"Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face."

"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"

"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"

"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"

"[blind date] ""Oh wow, I see you brought your Legos."" *huge sigh* LEGO. It's called Lego."

"I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*"

"I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there."

"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"

"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"