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Joke of the Day

"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."

"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."

"I got sick at the airport My doctor said it was terminal"

"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"

"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."

"I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing."

"Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser. The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips."

"My friend came over and left his laptop on the floor. My mother thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My mother weighs 950 dollars."

"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"