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Joke of the Day

"I got sick at the airport My doctor said it was terminal"

"If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?"

"A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering."

"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."

"How many eggs can you eat while fasting? Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore"

"How does Hitler separate his juice? By concentrate."

"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."

"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"

"Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend."