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Joke of the Day
"I got sick at the airport My doctor said it was terminal"
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"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."
"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"
"If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual. I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen."
"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"Best actor of all time in human history. Also Starring"
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
"Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other ""It's an open-and-shut case""."
"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"