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Joke of the Day

"I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing."

"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"A horse walks into a bar and orders an N."

"Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts."

"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."

"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."

"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."

"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""

"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"