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Joke of the Day

"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. He gave it to her."

"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."

"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"

"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."

"What's a nickname for a procrastinator? Come on, this is reddit. What's your nickname?"

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."

"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."