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Joke of the Day
"What's a nickname for a procrastinator? Come on, this is reddit. What's your nickname?"
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"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys? Go 'n' Wash"
"What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto"
"Don't you hate when someone without kids tells you how to parent? I think I know how much alcohol my kids can handle."
"Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says ""My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"""
"Patient: I have a strawberry lodged in my anus. Doctor: I have some cream for that."
"Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs."
"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."
"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"