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Joke of the Day

"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"

"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"

"I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat."

"How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it."

"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"

"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"

"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."