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Joke of the Day

"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."

"My girlfriend keeps saying that it's not working out. I said, ""well, you haven't gone to the gym for a while, have you?"""

"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"

"Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death."

"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"Tip of the day: When there's a will...find a way to be in it!"

"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""

"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."