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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. He gave it to her."

"How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles."

"First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms I think."

"What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common? Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty."

"The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan"

"When I said that I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed Well, now I'm here, and no one is laughing."

"The 4 Stages of Going Out Drinking: 1. Why do I do this to myself 2. This isn't so bad 3. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN 4. Why do I do this to myself"

"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."