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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."

"Why was six scared of seven?"

"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."

"Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires. He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :("

"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""

"Usually, my rule for drinking is ""one & done"". But with tequila... it's ""Juan & Don""."

"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"I don't talk about my ex's because I like to start of with a clean slate. That, and they're dead to me. Well, to everyone, but mostly me."

"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."