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Joke of the Day
"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."
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"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."
"Why did the basement want to be a high rise? It was a motivated cellar. :|"
"*friend bites off beer bottle cap at party* HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!! *wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*"
"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police? A small medium at large."
"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."
"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."