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Joke of the Day
"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."
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"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
"If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer."
"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."
"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."
"Guys don't forget, tomorrow is Chinese Aviation Day! AKA Fly-Day"
"If 'we are what we eat'! Then I'm a huge dick you guys. I'm really sorry"
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""