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Joke of the Day

"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today."

"Why have all the immigrants left? They had no rights."

"I got circumcised on the NHS Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip"

"How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question"

"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"

"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"Big Smoke walks into a bar He ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large beer."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."

"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"