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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct."

"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"

"I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin..."

"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""

"I can see myself going up in the world... The mirror in the elevator is pretty shiny."

"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."

"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."

"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"

"What do you call a Chinese Millionaire? Cha Ching"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."