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Joke of the Day

"I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed."

"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"

"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"

"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"

"I have abs...... .....olutely nothing"

"What do you call a sad boner? Mourning Wood"

"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."

"""Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to"" - The President of the United States"

"For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade"

"Why do blonds have schools underwater. Because deep down, they're not so stupid."