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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why everyone loves blow jobs so much They taste soo shitty"

"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."

"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."

"I got a tattoo on my penis that says ""TINY"" when I'm flaccid. When I'm erect, it says ""TICONDEROGA NY"""

"ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7"

"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"

"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."

"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words."