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Joke of the Day

"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"

"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"

"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"

"Tomb = Toom Womb = Woom Bomb = Boom"

"I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee."

"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"

"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."

"What is the best ""bang for your buck""? Vaseline."

"At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people."

"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."