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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed."
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"If life give you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."
"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"
"A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says ""have sex with me."" She replies ""if you incest."""
"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"
"Name a famous robber! Cops!"
"What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal"
"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"