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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."
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"I've saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook!"
"Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example."
"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"
"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."
"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"
"My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free."
"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."
"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."