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Joke of the Day

"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."

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"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"
"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"
"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."
"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""
"Dbz joke Yamaha won"
"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."
"[circus school] ""So to tame the lion, you have this whip..."" What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] ""we've thought of that"""
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """