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Joke of the Day
"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."
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"What are snails trying to do? Their best"
"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."
"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"
"Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny? Because it's a co-median ^_^"
"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"
"Sometimes I make up raps about the mortgage brokers and escrow officers I work with in case one of these mother fuckers tries to battle me."
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"
"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."
"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."