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Joke of the Day

"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"

"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."

"Protein shakes are really expensive.... Whey expensive. EDIT: Spelling"

"Beastie Boys is putting out another album! Update: It's been cancelled due to sabotage."

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."

"I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out."

"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"