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Joke of the Day
"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"
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"I don't do drugs. I take drugs. My brain does the drugs. Follow me? Me either -because drugs"
"What is Jesus' favorite band? Nine Inch Nails"
"I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back."
"If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep"
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"
"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."
"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."
"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"