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Joke of the Day

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."

"What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."

"Teachers at the pre-school ask why I'm in a good mood in the morning... I'm like, ""Duh...did you not see me just leave my kids with you?"""

"WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward."

"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says ""Remember, you have a wife."""

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"

"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"

"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"

"Detective: Did your husband have any enemies, ma'am? Wife: Well, the cat next door never really liked Jim, and that always seemed a bit odd."